Just a few of my favorites…
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."

"It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. "

"It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals. "

"The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly."

"The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

"When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do."

"When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do."

"For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

"For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"The early worm is for the birds."

"The early worm is for the birds."

"Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea."

"Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea."

"Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few."

"Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few."